whythefuckisyouromeo

macklemore-fujisaki:

nogoodturkey:

there’s a copy of the declaration of independence on the bulletin board in my western civ class

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today while my teacher was out of the room i stole it and put this up in its place

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my teacher laughed and asked who took it but nobody told on me so i got away with it

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i did it i stole the declaration of independence

nic cage is proud

ka-mi-ga-ku-shi

ka-mi-ga-ku-shi:

obveously:

pizzatomb:

imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that

And we would try to sue the Chinese Space Program for destruction of property.

sushinfood
sushinfood:

erika-youknowtheangel:

martian—freeman:

glitterandmetal-yt-da:

stunningpicture:

Turns out that dragons are real and they come from South Africa (Latin name ‘Smaug gigantaeus’)

SMAUG
ARE YOU KIDDING ME? THEY USED SMAUG IN THE SCIENTFIC NAME??!

BLESS THIS SCIENCE


Are you guys really this gullible, though?
giant girdled lizard (Cordylus giganteus)
Still obviously a dragon but come on now.

sushinfood:

erika-youknowtheangel:

martian—freeman:

glitterandmetal-yt-da:

stunningpicture:

Turns out that dragons are real and they come from South Africa (Latin name ‘Smaug gigantaeus’)

SMAUG

ARE YOU KIDDING ME? THEY USED SMAUG IN THE SCIENTFIC NAME??!

BLESS THIS SCIENCE

Are you guys really this gullible, though?

giant girdled lizard (Cordylus giganteus)

Still obviously a dragon but come on now.

walkingoutgermania
crysomemoar:

floridateenlibertarian:

rtrixie:

floridateenlibertarian:

rtrixie:

Imagine, if something like gun control was applied to computers because a politician decided you don’t need to own a computer more powerful than what they defined as good enough for you, and the media was spreading fear about criminals having easy and unrestricted access to machines they could use to ruin peoples lives with over the internet. Now if you add angry mothers who fear that their children might get hacked or scammed online and thus computers should be restricted for everyone, you get something very similar to gun control.
Because only hackers and criminals need something more powerful than this, right?

Technically, you could say that is Florida, since Computers were actually banned here.

Wait what, tell me more

I wish I could make this up, but sadly, I can’t.


god damn it florida

crysomemoar:

floridateenlibertarian:

rtrixie:

floridateenlibertarian:

rtrixie:

Imagine, if something like gun control was applied to computers because a politician decided you don’t need to own a computer more powerful than what they defined as good enough for you, and the media was spreading fear about criminals having easy and unrestricted access to machines they could use to ruin peoples lives with over the internet. Now if you add angry mothers who fear that their children might get hacked or scammed online and thus computers should be restricted for everyone, you get something very similar to gun control.

Because only hackers and criminals need something more powerful than this, right?

Technically, you could say that is Florida, since Computers were actually banned here.

Wait what, tell me more

I wish I could make this up, but sadly, I can’t.

god damn it florida